AISubs v3.7
Get out of my way!
Control it!
Finally, it's the battle between men and women!
- Finally. - Definitely.
Men want to control machines.
- That's for sure. - That's for sure.
Not only do we want to do it, but we also want to be better at it.
- That's what men want. - That's right.
But we don't have much of a chance.
So we've prepared three events.
We'll battle it out in terms of grammar and logic.
And we'll see who's better at controlling it.
For this event...
We'll battle it out in terms of driving force...
- And... - Drone force...
- And... - Gravity pull force.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
When it comes to controlling it...
- Isn't it just a drone? - Yeah.
- I thought you'd say something else. - Yeah.
Today, we'll battle it out in terms of...
- Normal, easy-to-proud control force. - Yeah.
- What is it? - Our first event is...
- Driving force! - Driving force.
- Who's driven a driving force before? - Me.
- Me.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I see. - I've never driven a driving force before.
- Yeah. - Me neither.
I bought one in the past and broke it in one day.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Is that a drone? - Is that a drone?
- It's super cute. - It's a Magna.
- Magna 50. - Magna 50.
For 5 or 6 years...
- He's been working hard like every day. - Wow!
- That's a long time. - It's super long!
- We're separated now... - Yeah.
- And each of us has a drone. - Yeah.
- Who wants to go first? - Me!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Me! - Me!
- We'll battle it out in terms of driving force. - Yeah.
- Shall we get started? - Yes!
- First event, start! - First event, start!
[DRIVING FORCE BATTLE]
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- This time, we're going to drive over this tree so we don't fall. - Yes!
- At first, there are two 10cm tires, and three 20cm tires. - Yes!
- After that, there are two one-tire tires. - One of them is dangerous!
- One of them doesn't drive at all!
- The tire width is about 10cm. - If you go straight, you can do it.
- If you're good at it, you can do it. - Yes!
- It's physically possible. - Yes!
- Maraod has a dangerous voice that's easy to bite. - Yes!
- I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! - That's because you were focused on production.
- I'm scared! I'm scared! - You're already good at it.
- I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared! - Hey, don't give me a wink!
- I won't let you hit the brake light five times in a row. - Oh, that's nice.
- Oh, I'm scared! I'm nervous! - Do your best!
- It's a one-time match! - Here we go! - Here we go!
- Ready, set, go!
- It's fast! - It's fast! It's fast! It's fast!
- Ready, set... - It's fast! - It's fast! It's fast! It's fast!
- Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? - I'm scared! I'm scared!
- It was like a skateboard that went "crack" yesterday. - It went past the Japanese zone.
- It went past it. - It went past those three points.
- I feel like it went with a lot of momentum. - I feel sorry for you, Maraod.
- If we don't win like this, it'll be bad. - We'll just do it normally.
- Okay, sports team! Koshin-san, are you ready? - Yes!
- That guy and that guy look like shit! - Shit!
- You're annoying! - You're annoying!
- Here we go! - Okay! - Ready, set...
- Start!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Scary, scary, scary! - Scary, scary, scary!
- But it's faster now. - I couldn't do it at all!
- Right? It happens, right? - If you were a little more sober...
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- So... - Yes!
- It's a remote-controlled ricket! - Yay!
- Yay!
- It's too big for a ricket. - If I hadn't imagined it...
- I'd have been scared, but I couldn't do it! - That's impossible.
- The first item is a drone! - A drone!
- It looks like it can fly. - Yeah.
- It's not like a natural power... - Yeah.
- Or like, "I've been riding it for years." - Yeah.
- It's just a simple flying ability. - Yeah.
- The winner is... - This one! - Yay!
- Oh, Ryo! - You look like you're having fun!
- Oh, it's not a car. - That's right.
- Oh... - It looks like a car.
- Oh, it's Ryo! - Why don't you know that it's a car?
- Huh? - I thought it was a car.
- I've never tried it. - Have you ever tried it, Ryo?
- Yeah, I've touched it a little at my previous company. - Oh, yeah.
- I've never seen it before. - Oh...
- But you two look really ugly. - Why? What's wrong?
- But, you know, it's Christmas. - Yeah, but...
- It's weird, isn't it? - Yeah, it's Christmas.
- This drone is pretty simple and easy to fly. - Yeah.
- You'll go through the biggest flare hoop on the right. - Okay.
- Then you'll turn around and go through the flare hoop on the left.
- Then you'll go through the second smallest flare hoop on the right.
- Then you'll go through the smallest flare hoop on the left.
- And you'll win if you land on the ground. - Oh!
- It's pretty stable and if you hit it too hard, you'll probably fall.
- If you hit it, you can't fly.
- And you're done. - It's small and tough!
- Let's do it! - Okay!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- Tape! - Switch on!
- Oh, it's on! - It's on!
- Okay, Bunkei and Tetsuya's drone control!
- Ready... and go!
- Oh! - Oh!
- You're doing good! - You're doing good!
- You're fast! - You're close!
- Wow, it's tough! - Wow, it's tough!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Yeah, yeah! - Yeah, yeah!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Up, up, up!
- Ahhh!
- Ahh!
- Wow!
- Up, up, up!
- Ahhh!
- Ahhh!!!
- What were you doing?!
- Huh!?
- What did you do?! Did you try to throw the tripod?!
- I don't need it! - But if you score a goal with this, you win by default.
- That's crazy! - Yeah, it's crazy!
- This is the last game. - Yeah, it was really important for me.
- You're saying something very positive. - Yeah!
- Okay, let's start the relay team! - Okay!
- Okay, Ryo-san! - Drone challenge!
- Ready... - Start!
- I'm really good at this. - I know!
- This is amazing. - It stopped beautifully.
- Awesome! - Awesome!
- Isn't this dangerous? - It's okay.
- It's dangerous! - No, no, no!
- It's dangerous! - It's dangerous!
- Here, here, here! - This is crazy!
- It stopped beautifully. - Awesome!
- What are you doing?! - It's dangerous!
- It's dangerous!
- I don't have a game!
- I want you to clear it! - It's 1 meter high!
- It's barely touching! - It's barely touching!
- I don't know how far it is, but it looks like it's high enough. - It looks like it's high enough.
- I won! Thank you! - Awesome!
- I don't think you can get up there in the end. - What?!
- Are you going for it?! - I don't know how high it is, but it looks like it's high enough.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Time's up! - I'm back!
- I'm back!
- It was difficult in the end. - It was difficult in the end.
- I thought you were losing.
- Is it over?
- I thought you were losing. - What do you want me to do?!
- You're the one who's going to pay for it.
- You said it yourself. - You said it yourself.
- But... - But...
- You're the one who's going to pay for it. - Yes.
- We've been playing with the same equipment. - Yes.
- But in the end, you're going to play with your own car. - What?!
- Even if you don't have much of your own car, you'll be put in danger. - Yes.
- To take that risk, the winner will get points for their own car! - What?!
- And of course, the winner is... - Mr. Imumardo!
- See?! - What?! You won 16 million points?!
- That's right! You won 16 million points! - What?!
- You won 1530 points?! - If you win 1530,000 points, you lose!
- So, if Bunkei wins, he wins by 2 points vs. 1530,000 points! - Yay!
- If we lose, we lose by 0 points vs. 16 million points!
- It's a battle of attention, so let's get to it! - Yes!
[Battle of Attention]
- So, it's a battle of attention and legacy. - The camera comes out like this.
- It's easy to see what's going on behind me and what's going on behind me.
- But it's hard to see what's going on behind me and what's going on behind me.
- Even if you say, "This is dangerous," I usually use this, so it's not dangerous.
- So, please don't get mad at me.
- It's a battle of understanding the width of your car.
- I don't know if I got in yesterday or not.
- I don't know at all!
- Here we go! Ready...
- Start!
- Can you hear me?
- Shut up!
- Can you hear me?
- Yes, yes, yes.
- I haven't seen it from here.
- Can you do it?
- Isn't it too fast?
- I don't know because the camera is off.
- Wow! Can you still do it?
- You're pretty careful, so you may not hit it, but you're running out of time.
[It's a battle of understanding the width of your car.]
- You're still on the road.
- Do you want me to do it again?
- Hit me!
- Hit me and kick me!
- What should I do?
- Here we go!
- You're pretty good at it.
- Isn't it good?
- I did it!
- The end!
- We won! - We won!
- Imemaru has more than 10 minutes and if you fail, you lose. - But I don't know how to play.
- You do know! - Shut up, you idiot!
- Did I say that? - I'll do my best!
- Are you ready? - OK!
- Here I go! - Ready, start!
- It's really scary! - I've narrowed it down a little for society's sake.
- Imemaru has a wild weakness.
- It's really scary!
- You can't see anything! - I can't see anything!
- You're scared! - I can't see anything!
- Watch out! Watch out! - There's a lot of insects in front of you!
- If you hit it now, it's over! - Yeah, yeah, yeah!
- It's really annoying when you're driving like this. - Yeah, it's annoying.
- It's obvious that you can't see the driver's seat. - It's like that with grandmothers.
- Watch out! Watch out! - It's really scary!
- It's scary!
- It's scary! It's scary!
- This is a common thing. - It's started!
- It's like a clown.
- It's like a crowd dancing. - It's like a clown.
- I really don't know!
- I don't know at all!
- It's starting! - It's starting!
- This is over! - It's too amazing!
- It's so beautiful! - It's so amazing!
- It's so amazing!
- What's the time? - The time is...
- 7 minutes! - 2 people!
- Well, well, well... - Well, well, well...
- It's a little bad that we had a date. - Well, well, when you're on a date...
- I'll stop you in the middle of the road. - Yeah.
- And so, we have...
- 15,300,000 yen in our account! - Yeah!
- By the way, I didn't advise you at all!
- Well, I was angry, but...
- If it wasn't for that, I would have won about twice when I won 100. - Can you say such a strong word to your grandmother?
- The winner of the day is... - A literary person! - Yay! - Yay! - You win literature for two losses in a lifetime! - You win for two losses in a lifetime!
- Great blessing! - This is funny! - That's right, my grandmother was there. - Hey! - Gossip! - It was a disadvantage for Mushi-san, but it's okay!
- This time it was a safe version, so someday we will use a crane or something like that. - I want to say it! - Let's meet in a special control version that we will never use on a daily basis! - Oh, that's nice!